Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Funny Quote.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

Monday, March 1, 2010

Politicians... What a zoo!

I wrote to the zoo to send me a politician and they sent me a

.. Julia Gillard

.. but she is an idiot, I sent her back.

so they sent me a

.. Kevin Rudd

.. but he kept apologising in Chinese, when I finally caught him in Australia, I sent him back.

so they sent me a

.. Wayne Swan

.. but he spent the postage and gifted my savings to inflation, I sent him back.

so they sent me a

.. Brendon Abbott

.. but he was too busy kissing babies, I sent him back.

so they sent me a

.. Penny Wong

.. but who cares about climate change anymore? I sent her back.

so they sent me a

.. Peter Garrett

.. but he set my house on fire and speared the whales, I sent him back.

so they sent me a

.. Wilson Tuckey

.. I tried to send him back, but he was returned to sender.

so the zoo thought really hard and sent me a banana.

.. it fit right in at parliament house.

Monday, June 1, 2009

The meaning of life

Today, I was talking about the meaning of life with my daughter..

Her response was definitely, "GOOP!".

..and how true she is. We start out as goop, we end as goop and we goop about a lot in between.

In fact there is very little that can't be explained by the word goop..

but.. I was unsure if she was interpreting our existence as part of a predestined global goop entity rather than as individual gooplets with free destiny. Does she lean more towards intelligent goop design or a more darwinistic goop approach? I'll have to check with her later.

Very thought provoking little 3 month old Mackenzie! Maybe she can explain it to me when she learns her second word.

Saturday, May 30, 2009


Often I bop about with Mackenzie when music is on and she quietens.

Today we were at Woolworths and she was crying...

So here I am at the checkout..

"We are, We are.. the fresh food people..."

Dancing.. Singing.... baby in arms...

What a rocking tune.. The poor checkout girl thought I was nuts and Kendra is still laughing..

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

One for Ornithologists

Was caught today using one of my lessons from uni. It is about drawing histograms and the following data was used:

score. f
1...... 2
2...... 2
3...... 8
4...... 2
5...... 1

It was quite funny then but not really appropriate for a maths class.