I wrote to the zoo to send me a politician and they sent me a
.. Julia Gillard
.. but she is an idiot, I sent her back.
so they sent me a
.. Kevin Rudd
.. but he kept apologising in Chinese, when I finally caught him in Australia, I sent him back.
so they sent me a
.. Wayne Swan
.. but he spent the postage and gifted my savings to inflation, I sent him back.
so they sent me a
.. Brendon Abbott
.. but he was too busy kissing babies, I sent him back.
so they sent me a
.. Penny Wong
.. but who cares about climate change anymore? I sent her back.
so they sent me a
.. Peter Garrett
.. but he set my house on fire and speared the whales, I sent him back.
so they sent me a
.. Wilson Tuckey
.. I tried to send him back, but he was returned to sender.
so the zoo thought really hard and sent me a banana.
.. it fit right in at parliament house.
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